PH: (singing) Pa-pa-pa-pa-paaaa-pa-rum-pum-pum
NF: I feel all Christmasy...
PH: ...rup-a-pum-pum
NS: (singing) Rum-pa-pa-rum-pum
NF: Got that real Christmasy feeling everybody!
PH: ...rup-a-pum-pum
NS: Is that what you call it?
NF: It's December 25th coming up; only two more shopping weeks 'til Christmas!
PH: Oooh... two more shopping weeks 'til little baby Jesus' birthday.
NF: And what did you buy for your family this year, Paul?
PH: Ahhh, nothing much. I basically hate Christmas but I mean I'm willing to wish everyone else
a good one.
NS: Bah humbug!
PH: Bah bloody humbug!
NS: This is Nick
NF: And Neil
PH: And this is Paul
NF: Signing off for Santa
NS: And Crowded House
...
PH: This is Paul here
NF: And Neil here
NS: And Nick too
NF: And we are from
ALL: Crowded House... and a happy new year!
NF: And er, something small but expensive perhaps, erm, you can leave the keys in it even? And
we'd like to wish you a happy Christmas and all that.
...
DJ: Crowded House Christmas cut, take one.
PH: Hello listeners
NF: This is Neil...
DJ: Alright boys, here's your motivation: It's Christmastime, there's a fire going, there's
little dishes of delicious candy from the (shouts) M&M MARS COMPANY, and you're listening to a
Frank Sinatra Christmas album...
PH: Let's have Silent Night - track 11.
(Silent Night begins in the background)
DJ: Alright, good choice. Now just give us your thoughts, your impressions, your feelings about
Kevin and the Bean and the holidays and all that crap. Alright, here we go... in three, two...
NF: Hello Los Angeles
PH: Hello this is Paul
NF: And this is Neil
PH: And we're from Crowded House.
DJ: Alright, cut. I need you guys to say your full names. It's not like you guys are Paul Sting
and Neil Morrissey, alright? Let's do it again.
PH: This is Paul Hester here
NF: And this is Neil Finn here
PH: We're from Crowded House.
NF: Both of us
PH: Yes, and we're next to Paul, and we're listening to Frank.
NF: We're with KROQ.
PH: We're with... Kevin and the Bean.
NF: Kevin...
PH: And the Bean...
NF: Kevin...
PH: And the Bean...
NF: It's Christmas
PH: And the Bean...
NF: Frank's singing
PH: And the Bean's there...
NF: And Frank as well
PH: And Kevin's next to Bean and they're listening to Frank listening to us talk to Frank
NF: And we're listening to this song
PH: Because it's Christmas
NF: And we love you and we wish you a merry Christmas
PH: We do, we wish you all a merry Christmas
NF: Be good. I just want you all to know that this was Paul's idea....
DJ: Hold it!
PH: It wasn't that....
(gets cut abruptly!)
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